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What is the FIRST thing I should do when I think I am going to want photos?

Fill out the Photography Request Form

Fill out the Photography Request Form

Fill out the Photography Request Form

How do I find out if there any available shoots next week?

Fill out the Photography Request Form

Fill out the Photography Request Form

It only takes 60 seconds!!! Just fill out the damn Photography Request Form!!!

How do I get an estimate for an upcoming shoot

Fill out the Photography Request Form

SMFH... Please just fill out the Photography Request Form

For the love of god it feels like I am taking crazy pills.

Now that we have that out of the way, How long does a standard shoot take?

0-30 min

30-60 min

60-90 min

90- 120 min

Can the Owners or Agent stay in the listing while the shoot is in progress?

Yes, by all means knock over my gear and get yourself in as many photos as possible

After a quick walk through everybody must leave.

When and where should cars be parked?

All cars should be out of the driveway and away from the listing 15 minutes prior to the scheduled shoot.

The car comes with the house so we will just leave it there.

What time should keys be made available for pick up?

Keys should be available for pickup by 7:30 am. In a lock box assessable office location.

We would rather spend half of our scheduled time driving to get the keys.

What is the cancellation policy?

More than 24 hours notice, no problem.

72 hours notice

Cancel anytime.

What is the penalty for late cancellations?

Same day cancellations are $50 fee. If I arrive at the listing and it needs to be cancelled $100.

Your first born child

$5 starbucks gift card.

One bitcoin

If the owners are going to present does the agent also need to show up?

Yes.

No, but don't be surprised when they ask for $900 worth of extras and I oblige.

No, I will move the dead body myself.

What is the turn around time for photos and video?

48 hours for photos, 72 hours for video.

Yesterday.

What is the fastest way to get on the schedule?

Fill out the Photo Request Form

Text a house emoji with a question mark

What do I do if I need to provide a code or additional instructions after the form has been submitted.?

Leave a voicemail that will not be heard until aliens excavate my phone and use it to provide snap shot of everyday life a millenia ago.

Send a random string of numbers in a text with no context.

Add it to the email thread for that listing. The email thread is reviewed immediatly prior to each shoot.

How long does the Photographer spend on setup and break down for each listing. Checkbox

For a standard 2 hour shoot. 15 minutes is spent setting up (turning on lights, opening blinds, straightening chairs etc) After 15 minutes shooting must start regardless of the condition. 10 minutes is spent locking up and shutting down Roughly 25% of each shoot is dedicated to setup.

No time at all. We walk in and go click.

We have all the time in the world to clean windows and make beds. We might as well not book any other shoots so we can sweep the patio.

Lastly, If a pillow, or shower curtain or trash can is out of place whose fault is it?

The photographer, who also doubles as a cleaning service and stager. He has unlimited time to rearrange your listing.

The agent's. The listing should be staged the way you would like it to appear in photos. Hide Dog bowls and TV cords if you do not want them in the photos.